Context: Every Thursday(ish) I play D&D online (we're actually using the SWADE system for this campaign) with some friend. The setting is entirely homebrew (both DM and players worked to create the world before playing). I play an iron being (not a robot) known as an Ironing. His name is Claden and he is a Varaq, responsible for obtaining variables, measurements, metrics, and statistics of all sorts which he will input into the "great machine," an all knowing device. These are notes from Claden's perspective while we play.
- We immersed the captains son in water to remove his affliction
- The gnome died of asphyxiation in my compartment. She may have been insane.
- The captain offered me some gold coins to eat. They were like a very smooth yogurt.
- We set sail in a 3 masted half galleon. The name of the boat is “The Velvet Thunderbird”